The Temple of the Free Spirit

• Alexandrian: Shit happens because Gardner told us so.
• Celtic: This shit keeps happening to us.
• Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my shit.
• Dabbler: We have ways of making shit happen.
• Dianaic: Shit happens when men are around.

A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The Pagan asks, "Where am I?"

Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven."

The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven."

Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?"

Joke list on the answers to this question by various Pagan paths, by “Sethian”/Jane Roberts.

Alexandrian / Gardnerian: To reveal this would be to break my oath of secrecy. I can say, though, that it really is an ancient rite, dating far back in time, back even before 1951, and I have learned it from an unbroken lineage. As Gerald said, it takes a chicken to make an egg.

Asatru: First, we don’t believe in a “One Chicken” or a “Hen and Rooster.” We believe in many chickens. Second, “crossing the road” is part of the three levels, or worlds, and the chicken simply crossed from one level to another. Hail to the Chickens!