The Temple of the Free Spirit

• Alexandrian: Shit happens because Gardner told us so.
• Celtic: This shit keeps happening to us.
• Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my shit.
• Dabbler: We have ways of making shit happen.
• Dianaic: Shit happens when men are around.
• Druid: This is old shit.
• Eclectic: We make our own shit.
• Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this shit.
• Family Traditional: I inherited this shit.
• Feminist: Get in touch with your inner shit.
• Former Catholics: If shit happens, I'm not to blame, I'm not to blame...
• Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this shit.
• Gardenarian: Shit happens in degrees.
• Greek: Let's drink to this shit.
• Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our shit.
• Newbie: I don't understand this shit. -OR- I like this shit.
• Norse: If shit happens, beat the crap out of it.
• Priest: This shit happens every year.
• Reconstructionist: This shit happened before.
• Solitary: If shit happens; Duck!
• Techno-Pagan: This shit always happens when I'm online.
• Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this shit.
• Visionary: Let's smoke this shit.
• Wiccan: You must balance your shit.
• Witch: I can use this shit.

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